This Is How It Is

Stupid, Fake Bitches

Ohhh myyy gooodnessss…why do girls have to be so fake?! They’re definitely not women and handling their business, ah, nah no they have to be little elementary school girls and act all stupid. I’ve noticed this happens especially when there is a guy involved. Like in all honestly, hang out with who you want to, befriend someone, like what will it hurt. Most relationships start out as friends anyway chillin, like you have to get to know someone you can’t just hop into a relationship or bed it just makes you look like you’re easy. But seriously, I got sidetracked, its hilarious. I don’t think that you realize that I realize what you’re doing. I mean seriously do you really think I don’t notice the fact that you talk to me on certain days because I’m doing something with a certain someone that you might be interested in. AHHH its too funny. I don’t get why females act this way! I don’t get why I continue to talk to bitches who act this way, like really I don’t think that you’re my friend I think that you’re attempting to use me so that you can get close to him. Its okay, its not like all of us haven’t done it, but, sweetie, keep up appearances. Don’t let the person your using seeing that you’re attempting to use them. Unless you just want to be a bitch. I mean I guess I can understand why bitches are like that with me anyway, I’m like a guys girl, I watch sports, I actually follow them and can speak intelligently about what is going on in the sports that I follow. I tend to hang around more guys than girls because they are more real and they don’t get mad at act all bitchy over trivial shit. If you like the boy, talk to him yourself. I have no problem befriending males, but then again we have something in common. A girls, you aren’t going to find love right now so my advice to play the game like a male, and stop looking for your husband. Hes going to have to grow up first. Oh but seriously, its just waay too funny, this is the exact reason why the number of guys I hang out heavily out number the about of girls. I got one girl that is my best friend and we’ve been best friends for almost 10 years. I have a feeling we will be friends for life but other than that I got my boys & that’s how I like it! ;)

Men

I honestly think that men are ridiculously hilarious! I mean seriously I have spent the last three hours and the majority of my day talking to guys, and they never cease to make me laugh. One is this guy I’ve known for a few years but we haven’t talked much until tonight, and then its this two hour conversation which I’m happy about, I’ve enjoyed it. But he tells me hes decided to be an ass because that is the way the world works, and I tried to enlighten him like two years about that. Okay, while I’m talking to him, another one pops up, and its this guy I haven’t talked to since high school, and so we talk for a little while as he like slightly tries to hit on me (it was cute, boy has no chance though). Okay and then finally here is the winner, the male I am currently conversing with is obsessed with my body, namely my boobs. Its hilarious as he is telling me we bother have large extremeties and they need to meet so funny. I mean seriously sometimes I just say things to see what happens, so I’m playing along. But overall, boys (they are not men) between the ages of 20-25 still have growing up to do..so do they ever grow up? I think not, as I recently went on a date with a 36 year old guy, who did a horrible job carrying to conversation. I just made myself out to be this horrible 23 year old, who was nothing but a heathen to see what happened and you know what happened? he didn’t call. Too funny, I mean like you just lost your chance with someone 16 years younger than you, okay, that’s fine. Lets just be honest here No one ever falls in love anymore, its all just a game! SO get good at it boys and girls, because playing games, is the new way to love! Plus I don’t think men ever grow up, so ladies, they’re just good for sex (so its best to find one thats good at it! ;)

I had to come back and add to this as the conversation got even better. It went from discussing my boobs to the size of his dick. Apparently some females believe that his dick is too big. Personally, I’ve never seen this problem I always seem to find the ones that are too small but yet the boy thinks he has something going on down there, or I dated the one who jerked off too often to actually get it up when he wanted to have sex. By the time it actually rose to the occasion I was no longer interested. I don’t get little petty females who are like eww his dick is too big? Like seriously? Is that possible? I don’t know about anyone else but when I’ve had sex I like to at least feel like I’ve had sex..like make it rough, make it hurt. Its just hilarious the way that guys are, I’m sure they sit around at talk about our pussies like this so why not talk about them? So big dicks or small ones?

Today’s Rant: Financial Aid

I hate to start my first post off on a negative note, but in all honestly FinancialAid has been a torn in my side for many many years now. I have been in college for almost six years (part-time, off and on, I’m not stupid or anything). During the majority of this time I attended the local community college. Due to the fact that I have to put my parents information on my FASFA form, I was not eligible for aid. According to the government my parents and I together make too much money for them to offer any aid for community. For the four semesters I spent there, I had to pay out of pocket. This year, I am attending a four year school for this semester only, as it is costing 7000, and I’m getting a whopping 1500 from the government because the tuition at this school is so large. My main complaint? I’m being punished for being responsible. I am 23, and I do not have a child, I do not draw Welfare, Food Stamps, Section8, or any other type of government aid, but yet I catch hell trying to go to school. If I was my age with a child, living in an apartment I could not afford, trying to feed both it and I, and trying to go to school, I would get so much aid that I would not know what to do. By the time that it was said and done, I would probably be getting paid to go to school. Also, what is this BS, that I can’t apply as a Independent until I am 23 and it is time to renew my fasfa. I have been working full time since I was 16. I’m old enough to drink a beer, die for my country, and pay taxes, but I’m not old enough to file for aid on my own? I don’t understand it. I thought that Obama was going to make it easier to go to school, but no, he just made it easier for those who are irresponsible and are rethinking life’s plans to go to school.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

my earliest “human” memory is of my house and friends in Nashville when I was about three years old :). I remember playing in her house, and there was a secret tunnel-way from her house to mine, which was awesome!